Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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