why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Golf.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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