- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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