- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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