- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

A lot eh?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Once upon a time a was born

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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