- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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