How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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