- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

angelo snyder is not ga

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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