What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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This isn't funny.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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no

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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