- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

batman farted so hes retarded

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

How old are you? 7

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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