- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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