Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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