- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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