- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

One, two, three, four and five

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A guy at a baseball game....

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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