- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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