- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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