- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How old are you? 7

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

batman farted so hes retarded

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