- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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