- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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