- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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