How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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dallen loves penis

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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