Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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