- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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