What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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