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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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