Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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