What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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