- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Knock knock It's open, come in

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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