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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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