- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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