Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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