How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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