- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

oh hey.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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