- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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