- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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