- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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