Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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