In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down -15

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why are white people white? I don't know

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

thumb_up thumb_down -17

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops