- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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