Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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