- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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