- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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