- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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