Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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