What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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