Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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