Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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