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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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