- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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