Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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