- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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