- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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