- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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