- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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