- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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