- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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