- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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