- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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