Allah walked into AK Bar

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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