- Anti Joke

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

salad days!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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