- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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