A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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No antijoke here.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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