- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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