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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

The american education system.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A hill billy went fishing

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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