- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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