Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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jews

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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