The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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