I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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David Cameron

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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