A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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