A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Cripples are lame.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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