- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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