- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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