Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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