What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Justin Bieber.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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