- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Knock knock It's open, come in

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