What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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