- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Cancer

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??