What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Women.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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