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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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