pobody's nerfect

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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