- Anti Joke

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

69 Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Allah walked into AK Bar

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face