How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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