What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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your so fat. your fat!

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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dallen loves penis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Denard Robinson

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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