What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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