- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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