Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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