why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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