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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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