How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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