- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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