- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Michael Brown

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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