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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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