- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

bangers and mash?

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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