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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

steven hawking walks into a bar

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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