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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

hey guys im gay

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

A women left the kitchen.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's 9+10? 19

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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