What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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