What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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