- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

It's all Taggart

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!