Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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