What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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