- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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