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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

kennah campion when she talks

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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