how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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men's rights activists

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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