- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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