- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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