Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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