What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A house comes around the corner.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

No your aunties a joke

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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