- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? come in

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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