- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Women.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Obama = ebola

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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