- Anti Joke

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka