Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

sky silverstein

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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