- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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