When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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