- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

So a bar walks into a man...

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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