- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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