What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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