- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Communism hehe xd

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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