why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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dallen loves penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Anti Joke

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