- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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