Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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