Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Anti Joke

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