- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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