kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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