- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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