- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

a black man pays his child support

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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