Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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