- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Everybody will die

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