Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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