Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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