"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

That is so fetch

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

9/11 my birthday

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Anti Joke

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