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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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