- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Women outside of the kitchen.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Men's rights

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