- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A man did not like this site

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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