What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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