- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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