- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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