- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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