Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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