- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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