What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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