What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Knock Knock.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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