Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Cancer

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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