What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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