Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Women's rights.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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