A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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