- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Jesus Christ

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Gustavo Andrade

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

i saw amango it splootered

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

No it doesnt..

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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