- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Chris is hairy

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Fat? Jesse Z

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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