- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Dwarf Shortage

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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