why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What's 9+10? 19

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Anti Joke

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