- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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