- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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