- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Women's rights

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Ain't idn't a word.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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