- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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