- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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