- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Cripples are lame.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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