- Anti Joke

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston