- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A dancer walks into a barre

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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