A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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