- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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