A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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