- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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