DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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