- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A man penetrates another man.

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