- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

knock knock Goodbye

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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