"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Obama

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

An English man walks into a pub.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Darude - Sandstorm

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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